The Historian

About
A Primordial, member of the Goons, and a founding member of the Salvation Squad and the now defunct Team Patio. The Historian is as old as he is powerful, and became the proverbial crossroads of nearly every original Goon during the Before Cosplay (B.C.) era.

The Historian is generally quieter than other characters, but almost always present in Goon functions. The only time he isn't quiet is when he exclaims how little he's eaten before blacking out from alcohol.

The Historian has an excellent memory and can be found archiving the rich lore of the Gooniverse. He is the self-proclaimed silent protagonist of the Goons, acting as the introductory force to which new characters and stories are deemed canon.

FriendGame
During the pivotal event of FriendGame, The Historian was tasked with gathering the Infinity pops and snapping Infinity Boy into existence.