Butter Lord

About
A renowned Hentai enthusiast and a member of the Goons. As the legends say, "if there is a screencap of it, Butter Lord knows which hentai it's from."

Butter Lord spends his days in the virtual realm archiving various forms of intel, and spends his nights eradicting the spider population outside the Crossroad. His bug karma is through the roof, and he can even be considered the "Thanos of Insectia."

A majority of the human body is made of water. However, Butter Lord's body is 69% butter. Even then, he wasn't smooth enough to secure any privacy during a mating ritual on his garage couch.

Lost in Osaka
During the season finale of the Crossroad Arc, when the Goons were traveling in Japan, Butter Lord was abandoned in Osaka. While his peers were initially worried about the situation, they later blamed him for his own actions, despite Roast Lord knowing his whereabouts the entire time.

Paul Blanco (transformation)
One of the most sought after transformations in existence. The "Blanco" form was thought to only exist in DragonBall fanfiction. However, after immense mental training, Paul was the first of his kind to amass such an energy level.

While Paul Blanco is God-like in power, he has yet to master the transformation- resulting in an unstable form that lasts several seconds at a time. The form itself is said to take control of Paul's body at sporadic moments, often interrupting Goon recreation.

Paul Blanco 100 POR CIENTO
Legend has it, Paul has ascended beyond the Paul Blanco state only once. The mortals that scurry beneath his incomprehensible power have deemed this form, "Paul Blanco 100 Por Ciento."

Paul Blanco 100 Por Ciento possesses the ability to alter fate with his iconic six-sided die. It is said that his first and only appearance was accompanied by the tantalizing screech of the Pillar Men theme.

Whether or not his transformations are powered by butter is unknown at this time.