Wage Slave

About
A member of the Salvation Squad, and a former member of Team Patio. Wage Slave is a retired neet who now lives a generic normie life.

After living in a garage at the Patio for almost a year, Wage Slave became a grizzled veteran capable of withstanding extreme environments. He now hates everything.

While his dexterity has begun to wane, Wage Slave was once powerful enough to 100% vanilla WoW, a feat only true autists could achieve.

History
Wage Slave made his debut after responding to an inquiry by Blanksy. He would assume battle every Friday during the early days of Team Balcony.