The Ascended

About
A member of the Salvation Squad, and a former member of Team Patio.

The Ascended was a Mathematician who accidentally overdosed on an enhanced concotion of alcohol. This outlier inspired Jackhammer to find not only an antidote, but a form of replication.

The Ascended is the most powerful entity currently known in the Gooniverse. His contributions to its history will be remembered for eons.

The Second Coming
On a night of Goon assembly during the Goon House Alpha arc, this once Mathematician pounded down a bottle of Kraken with one swig. After exclaiming "I might need new shirt," he ordered his highest leveled magistrate to gather him sustenance. He was later found excreting God juice on Dionysus, which some speculate to be his source of power.

After blacking out, The Ascended was born. He soiled his own clothing and was laid to rest in Goon House Alpha after reaching a level beyond the grand scope of reality.

No other being as powerful as he has graced the Gooniverse since that night.